Today starts a brand new post category here at Sand Dollar Adventures International World Headquarters, wherein I quote a story, pretty much verbatim, because…let’s say it together…”I couldn’t have made this up if I had tried.”
The key factors here are a road trip, unexplained bathroom activity with two guys, and…well, read it for yourself:
“1 killed, 1 hurt falling out of tour bus in Mass.
(AP) – 1 day ago
SHIRLEY, Mass. (AP) — One man was killed and another injured when the two fell out of a bathroom window of a tour bus in Massachusetts that was coming from a brewery in New Hampshire, Massachusetts State Police said Sunday.
Police said Thomas Johnson, 31, of Gardner was killed when he fell Saturday night onto Route 2 in Shirley. Seth Davis, 34, of Winchendon was in fair condition at a Worcester hospital, a nursing supervisor said Sunday.
The Colonial Tours bus was heading back to Gardner in central Massachusetts from the Red Hook Brewery in Portsmouth, N.H. The bus company and brewery did not immediately return calls Sunday.
Investigators were trying to determine what Johnson and Davis were doing that may have led them to fall out the window, state police Sgt. Matthew Murray said.
Police believe alcohol was a factor.”
Stand by for the next installment of…”I couldn’t have made this up if I had tried.”