Ingrid is not the first woman to up and leave me and she probably won’t be the last.
It’s what happens to us sensitive yet masculine, cute yet rugged, metrosexual yet unkempt guys.
As perfect as we are, women just don’t know what they have until it’s gone.
Can I have a witness?!?
But, like women passing on a tip for a decent hairdresser, Ingrid somehow convinced Wendy to take up where she left off with me. (I feel soooooo used.)
So, as Ingrid was all last season, Wendy is now my new liaison with The Big Guy, a.k.a. Tony the Big, a.k.a. Anthony Bourdain and his weekly travel adventures in food and strange drinks.
I only pass on these program pronouncements because these Women of the Travel Channel take the time to send me a computer-generated, mass email that I just pretend are personal notes from beautiful travel-loving ladies.
(I am sure they are, in fact, beautiful and travel loving. The personal notes to me because I am such an influential Global Adventure Humor Writer with thousands of followers…probably not so much.)
As to watching the show tonight, take it or leave it. BTW, Tony’s in Panama.
And yes, there will be plenty of blow to go around. Not that I’m interested.
I can barely handle the buzz I get from my NyQuil.
If you wish to read something that actually says something interesting on the topic, you can check out on your own the Official Website for the Travel Channel’s No Reservations with His Highness, the Priest of Weird Food and Exotic Travel, Anthony Bourdain.
And, as always, here is the YouTube clip that they provide me that serves as the de rigueur content filler for my post.
We are all about the high quality material here at Sand Dollar Adventures.com, which is probably on par with the packing material you get with your Amazon order.