Where have I been, you might be asking
if you were really bored and desperate for only slightly amusing reading during the last week, so that I left my loyal viewer waiting for the latest in Wannabe Travel Adventure Humor—which, as you know, is my specialty?
The best I can remember, I was supposed to be shopping for Christmas gifts for the wife-person and our young’uns, and I stopped for an eggnog with brandy and that was soooooo good I stopped for a eggnog with rum and…well, you can figure out the rest.
Here it is, after dark on Christmas Eve. Does anyone know what last minute gift items I might find at our local 7-Eleven?
But, I did find a little Christmas gift for you.
Although, it has nothing to do with Christmas or gifts, but rather something to smile about if you have time to watch a 1-minute and 51 second YouTube video.
This item is neither new or much of a secret out on the WWW, but I had not seen it before the other day and I am happy to say that I now know a new method of downloading recreational pharmaceuticals into my bodily system.
So, if you happen to see me with my shirt pulled up—which is a frightful sight in any regard—and I am rubbing a Q-tip on my belly, well, you will know what I am doing. Enjoy the video.
And enjoy the holidays.