I thought I had this Global Adventure Humor Writer gig down.
I mean, after all, I travel and I own a globe.
Adventure? Hell, that is almost my middle name.
I even occasionally leave home without my GPS.
And I’m a funny guy—I know this ‘cuz when I come into a room full of people, they put their hands to their mouth and I think that’s giggling I hear.
So, what more is there?
Oh, yeah…it’s that damn writing part.
As I have stumbled my way into this nascent career path, I have been told time and time again,
Luke, I mean Frank…”Find your voice…just find your voice.”
Well, so far the only voice I hear is one that tells me get my ass into that chair and start writing.
So, after a month on “assignment,” which is I think what we writers call it when we are too lazy busy to pump out our usual quotient of quality material, I am back at GAHW Central.
So I would like to tell you about all the great stuff that is coming to a blog-site near you—hopefully this one—but that would mean I would have to know it myself.
But…like your government asks…just trust me…good times are a’coming.
you leave home without a gps? maybe danger is your middle name! lol
Wait, I thought “Wannabe” was my middle name.
And I’m certainly too old to be a “danger writer.”
Maybe “deranged writer” would be closer to the truth!